I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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