its not stalking. its research.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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