Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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