So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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