I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
