i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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