He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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