Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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