Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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