Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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