Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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