You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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