So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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