i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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