i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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