Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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