how can u be prego again
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
