Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
