So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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