worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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