At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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