Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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