i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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