she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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