Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Dick very happy bro
i out mim tonsoeep
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