You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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