Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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