we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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