I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We had sex on a dog bed..
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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