I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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