all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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