Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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