Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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