if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
be right there i have to get my cape
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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