ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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