I CAN MOONWALK!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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