my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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