dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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