'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This is the high leading the old right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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