Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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