Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
