I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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