I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
