I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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