Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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