i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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