So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Randomize
