Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think I sprained my soul last night
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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