if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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