I heard we made out
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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